




	Vegasland has signed an exclusive contract with Madame Tussaud’s to provide Vegasland with wax figures who will be used to represent their blackjack dealers. Not only does it add atmosphere to the cozy casino, it saves payroll money, plus no one can win if the hands are never dealt!





			Thrill seekers will be pleased to discover the new Vegasland Thrill Ride “LUCKY”. The only LUCKY ride at this Vegas resort is it’s featured amusement park attraction. One child was quoted as saying. “Yippie” as he was whipped around like an old lady in a broken rocking chair. The ride is open 24 hours a day.

VEGASLAND OPENS!

LAS VEGAS, NV: Las Vegas Development Group Announces The Grand Opening of “VegasLand”.
Las Vegas Development Group (NYSE: LVDG) today announced the grand opening of their VegasLand casino resort on the Las Vegas Strip in Las Vegas, NV.
“We are very excited about the opening. With 3 fabulously appointed rooms we feel like we will make a significant impact on the Las Vegas market” said Joe Lovebucks, LVDG President. “We already have plans for a new tower on the property, along with another 10 square feet of gaming space.”
With 1 restaurant, 0 shops, and a coin-operated mechanical horse on the property, VegasLand is positioned to be a front-runner in the competitive Las Vegas market.
“We’re so lucky to be here. We are really looking forward to making a splash with our inventive cuisine” said Bob (Bob would not give his last name), owner of the resort’s main restaurant, Bob’s Hot Dogs with Mustard.
VegasLand has the distinction of being the first Las Vegas resort to receive the rare Mobil –1 Star Award for lack of excellence.
Construction on VegasLand has been ongoing since 1998. Investors in the property include such gaming industry titans as Aladdin Gaming LLC, El Rancho, Inc. and several others.
“We’re really looking forward to drawing on the expertise of our investors – they will help us become the premiere destination in Las Vegas!”


		Reynolds to Open VegasLand

	Vegasland announced today that the famous Debbie Reynolds will be the top named talent to open Vegasland during it’s major grand opening to be held on Friday, June 8, 2001. Reynolds will actually not be performing, but only opening a door to the casino. This fact will be written in very small print.


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